SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.
Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.
Rooftop rumble
An inflatable gorilla floats 30 feet beyond the roof, dragging you toward the edge by a tether cinched around your waist. You cannot reach the gorilla. A waist-high steel roof-support column is beside you. Between gusts the tether falls slack for a few seconds.

HERE’S YOUR LOT.
Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 140 characters.
Read first. Your clock starts when you press play.
Rather tempt fate five times? Play a full run
