ONE DISASTER. YOUR TURN.

SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.

Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.

A VERY HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT.

Rooftop rumble

An inflatable gorilla floats 30 feet beyond the roof, dragging you toward the edge by a tether cinched around your waist. You cannot reach the gorilla. A waist-high steel roof-support column is beside you. Between gusts the tether falls slack for a few seconds.

Rooftop rumble — the predicament before your plan

HERE’S YOUR LOT.

01A bathrobe with a belt
02A bag of cat litter
03A wire coat hanger
04A roller skate

Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 140 characters.

Read first. Your clock starts when you press play.

Rather tempt fate five times? Play a full run
THE DISASTER ARCHIVE

BAD DAYS DON’T EXPIRE.

Missed a disaster? Lucky you. Until now.
Pick any unlocked day. Retry as often as you like.

A new disaster unlocks at midnight Eastern. The old ones stick around.

PLAYTEST CONFESSIONALTELL THE GOOSE Too easy? Unfair? Something broken? Send feedback.

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