GREAT PLAN.
TERRIBLE
ODDS.
One terrible situation. Your great plan.
Then make it a friend’s problem.
HONK COURT IS IN SESSION
THE JURY HAS ALREADY HONKED.
Take your time making this less your problem.
A SENSE
OF HUMOR.✳
ZERO QUALIFICATIONS.
BAD DAYS DON’T EXPIRE.
Missed a disaster? Lucky you. Until now.
Pick any unlocked day. Retry as often as you like.
Honk Court Is in Session
THE JURY HAS ALREADY HONKED.
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Par for the Corpse
A HOLE-IN-NONE SITUATION.
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Chance of Bad Decisions
YOUR FORECAST HAS BEEN UPGRADED.
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A Grate Mistake
AGED TO IMPERFECTION.
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Strings Attached
THE SHOW MUST GO WRONG.
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Employee of the Monster
TEAM SPIRIT. UNCONTROLLED.
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Peak Inconvenience
YOUR UPGRADE IS MOSTLY VERTICAL.
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The Floor Is Foam
CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO PANIC.
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Check, Please
YOUR KING IS EXTREMELY EXPENDABLE.
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Return to Sender
FRAGILE. VERY FRAGILE.
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Ice Ice Maybe
THE RINK HAS LOST ITS CHILL.
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Inflation Crisis
THE ECONOMY IS LEAVING THE GROUND.
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Mercury in Retrograde
YOUR HOROSCOPE WAS VAGUE ABOUT THIS.
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Attractive Nuisance
THIS CONNECTION FEELS ONE-SIDED.
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Glazed and Confused
HOT NOW. YOU, NEXT.
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Open House, Closed Casket
CHARMING BONES. MOTIVATED SELLER.
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Duck, Duck, Lawsuit
THE POND HAS LEGAL REPRESENTATION.
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Premium Wash. Final Rinse.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD WAX?
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Children of the Popcorn
EXTRA BUTTER. NO EXIT STRATEGY.
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Emotional Baggage Claim
YOUR CONNECTION IS TO THE AFTERLIFE.
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Steep Consequences
THIS IS NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA.
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Overdue for Escape
QUIET PLEASE. PANIC QUIETLY.
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Spare Me
YOU ARE NOT THE ELEVENTH PIN.
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Forecast: Shaken
YOU ARE HERE. UNFORTUNATELY.
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Cloudy with a Chance of You
THE BUFFET IS COMING TO YOU.
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Botanical Hostility
PLEASE DO NOT WATER THE GUESTS.
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Pool Party Foul
THE SHALLOW END HAS AMBITIONS.
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Copy That. Run.
PLEASE REMOVE ORIGINAL.
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Till Dessert Do Us Part
A THREE-TIER EMERGENCY.
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Spin Cycle of Doom
YOUR MEMBERSHIP HAS BEEN CANCELED.
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Rooftop rumble
A VERY HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT.
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TO NOT DYING.
MEET YOUR DOOM
A very bad situation appears.
MAKE YOUR CASE
No timer. 280 characters. One plan.
ACCEPT YOUR FATE
The judge decides. You cope.
BAD DAYS. GREAT STORIES.
Ten ways for things to go very, very wrong.
Pick your future cause of concern. ↗