SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.
Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.
Par for the Corpse
You are trapped inside a giant mini-golf windmill. Its rotating blade sweeps across the only doorway every few seconds. The room has a low recess beside the door where the blade cannot reach. The blade stops briefly at the top of every turn.

HERE’S YOUR LOT.
Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 280 characters.
No timer. Take your time, then seal your fate.
Rather tempt fate five times? Play a full run




























