SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.
Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.
Chance of Bad Decisions
A huge patio umbrella lifts your cafe table in a gust; your belt is caught around a table bracket. You are just above a soft lawn, but the umbrella is rising. Its sliding release collar is within reach, and your belt buckle opens normally.

HERE’S YOUR LOT.
Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 280 characters.
No timer. Take your time, then seal your fate.
Rather tempt fate five times? Play a full run




























