SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.
Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.
Employee of the Monster
A giant robot mascot blocks the stadium tunnel exit. It hugs anything making loud noise, and its arms clamp dangerously tight. Your squeaky shoes trigger its microphone. A service alcove lets you hide; a quiet carpet strip leads around its side.

HERE’S YOUR LOT.
Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 280 characters.
No timer. Take your time, then seal your fate.
Rather tempt fate five times? Play a full run




























