ONE DISASTER. YOUR TURN.

SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.

Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.

FRAGILE. VERY FRAGILE.

Return to Sender

A warehouse sorting belt carries you toward an automatic shrink-wrapper. Your sleeve is caught under a package; you can take off the jacket. A stationary packing table is beside the belt, but loose foam peanuts cover its edge.

Return to Sender — the predicament before your plan

HERE’S YOUR LOT.

01A broad dustpan
02A canvas mail sack
03A rubber placemat
04A cardboard mailing tube

Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 280 characters.

No timer. Take your time, then seal your fate.

Rather tempt fate five times? Play a full run
THE DISASTER ARCHIVE

BAD DAYS DON’T EXPIRE.

Missed a disaster? Lucky you. Until now.
Pick any unlocked day. Retry as often as you like.

TODAY’S DISASTER

Return to Sender

FRAGILE. VERY FRAGILE.

TRY A NEW PLAN No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Ice Ice Maybe

THE RINK HAS LOST ITS CHILL.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Inflation Crisis

THE ECONOMY IS LEAVING THE GROUND.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Mercury in Retrograde

YOUR HOROSCOPE WAS VAGUE ABOUT THIS.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Attractive Nuisance

THIS CONNECTION FEELS ONE-SIDED.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Glazed and Confused

HOT NOW. YOU, NEXT.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Open House, Closed Casket

CHARMING BONES. MOTIVATED SELLER.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Duck, Duck, Lawsuit

THE POND HAS LEGAL REPRESENTATION.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Premium Wash. Final Rinse.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD WAX?

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Children of the Popcorn

EXTRA BUTTER. NO EXIT STRATEGY.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Emotional Baggage Claim

YOUR CONNECTION IS TO THE AFTERLIFE.

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UNLOCKED

Steep Consequences

THIS IS NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA.

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UNLOCKED

Overdue for Escape

QUIET PLEASE. PANIC QUIETLY.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Spare Me

YOU ARE NOT THE ELEVENTH PIN.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Forecast: Shaken

YOU ARE HERE. UNFORTUNATELY.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Cloudy with a Chance of You

THE BUFFET IS COMING TO YOU.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Botanical Hostility

PLEASE DO NOT WATER THE GUESTS.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Pool Party Foul

THE SHALLOW END HAS AMBITIONS.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Copy That. Run.

PLEASE REMOVE ORIGINAL.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Till Dessert Do Us Part

A THREE-TIER EMERGENCY.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Spin Cycle of Doom

YOUR MEMBERSHIP HAS BEEN CANCELED.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas
UNLOCKED

Rooftop rumble

A VERY HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT.

PLAY THIS DISASTER No timer · 4 objects · unlimited bad ideas

A new disaster unlocks at midnight Eastern. The old ones stick around.

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