SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.
Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.
Ice Ice Maybe
An out-of-control ice resurfacer slides toward you on a rink. You are wearing smooth dress shoes and keep slipping when you stand. The padded rink door is open nearby; a sturdy dasher rail runs along the wall to it.

HERE’S YOUR LOT.
Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 280 characters.
No timer. Take your time, then seal your fate.
Rather tempt fate five times? Play a full run



















