SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.
Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.
Inflation Crisis
A bounce house tears loose and begins lifting you off the grass. Its mesh doorway is zipped shut. A loose anchor strap trails inside, while a heavy picnic table stands just outside the mesh. You are still low enough to step onto the ground.

HERE’S YOUR LOT.
Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 280 characters.
No timer. Take your time, then seal your fate.
Rather tempt fate five times? Play a full run



















