SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.
Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.
Glazed and Confused
A bakery conveyor carries you toward a curtain of scalding glaze. Tall side panels prevent rolling off. A low steel crossbar spans the belt just ahead, with a stationary maintenance shelf above it. You can grab the bar while crouching.

HERE’S YOUR LOT.
Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 280 characters.
No timer. Take your time, then seal your fate.
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