SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.
Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.
Open House, Closed Casket
An enchanted rug pulls you toward a roaring fireplace during an open house. It tightens around your shoes when you pull backward. You can step out of the shoes. A stone hearth borders the fire, and a heavy banister is within arm's reach.

HERE’S YOUR LOT.
Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 280 characters.
No timer. Take your time, then seal your fate.
Rather tempt fate five times? Play a full run



















