SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.
Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.
Duck, Duck, Lawsuit
A giant rubber duck tips your tiny pedal boat in a stormy park pond. One pedal is jammed, making the boat circle. The dock is nearby; a low branch reaches over the water between you and it. Water is entering over the boat's low side.

HERE’S YOUR LOT.
Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 280 characters.
No timer. Take your time, then seal your fate.
Rather tempt fate five times? Play a full run



















