SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.
Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.
Spare Me
You stand in a bowling lane's pin pit as a giant ball rolls toward you. The automatic pinsetter is descending above your head. A maintenance recess beside the pit is big enough to crawl into, but loose pins cover its opening.

HERE’S YOUR LOT.
Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 280 characters.
No timer. Take your time, then seal your fate.
Rather tempt fate five times? Play a full run



















