ONE DISASTER. YOUR TURN.

SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.

Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.

A THREE-TIER EMERGENCY.

Till Dessert Do Us Part

A motorized wedding-cake display rolls downhill with you on its platform. The wheels cannot steer. A low arch is approaching, and the towering cake wobbles above you. You can reach the rear axle; a padded lawn starts beyond the arch.

Till Dessert Do Us Part — the predicament before your plan

HERE’S YOUR LOT.

01A satin table runner
02A bag of ice
03A silver serving platter
04An inflatable flamingo

Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 140 characters.

Read first. Your clock starts when you press play.

Rather tempt fate five times? Play a full run
THE DISASTER ARCHIVE

BAD DAYS DON’T EXPIRE.

Missed a disaster? Lucky you. Until now.
Pick any unlocked day. Retry as often as you like.

A new disaster unlocks at midnight Eastern. The old ones stick around.

PLAYTEST CONFESSIONALTELL THE GOOSE Too easy? Unfair? Something broken? Send feedback.

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