SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.
Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.
Till Dessert Do Us Part
A motorized wedding-cake display rolls downhill with you on its platform. The wheels cannot steer. A low arch is approaching, and the towering cake wobbles above you. You can reach the rear axle; a padded lawn starts beyond the arch.

HERE’S YOUR LOT.
Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 140 characters.
Read first. Your clock starts when you press play.
Rather tempt fate five times? Play a full run
