ONE DISASTER. YOUR TURN.

SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR PROBLEM.

Someone thinks you can survive this.
The goose has its doubts.

YOUR MEMBERSHIP HAS BEEN CANCELED.

Spin Cycle of Doom

A giant carnival drum starts spinning with you inside. You slide toward a metal ridge along the floor. The exit hatch is overhead; it opens inward, but centrifugal force holds it shut until the drum slows. A dangling brake cord is just beyond your reach.

Spin Cycle of Doom — the predicament before your plan

HERE’S YOUR LOT.

01A feather boa
02A rubber welcome mat
03A plastic flamingo
04A bowling shoe

Cartoon rules. Ridiculous plans welcome; invented superpowers aren’t. Use the items, your body, and the scene. One plan, 140 characters.

Read first. Your clock starts when you press play.

Rather tempt fate five times? Play a full run
THE DISASTER ARCHIVE

BAD DAYS DON’T EXPIRE.

Missed a disaster? Lucky you. Until now.
Pick any unlocked day. Retry as often as you like.

A new disaster unlocks at midnight Eastern. The old ones stick around.

PLAYTEST CONFESSIONALTELL THE GOOSE Too easy? Unfair? Something broken? Send feedback.

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